Dear Baby Who Kicks Me All The Time,
I just want you to know that even in the upcoming haze of your adorableness and my sleeplessness I will not be forgetting how you've been treating my bladder these past few months...
I assume that you are using it as a pseudo soccer ball for the time being which means that we will spend a lot of time practicing when you are a little older.
And when I kick the ball to you I'm not going to hold back. AT ALL!!!
Your mother who will never have bladder control again